I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
