Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
