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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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