We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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