no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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