So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm just crazy horny about you
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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