I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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