I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Enjoy the penises
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
