forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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