Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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