i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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