It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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