I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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