i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
North Korea, Best Korea!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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