Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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