i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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