it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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