Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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