Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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