Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
