are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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