Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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