I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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