How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I didn't notice because vodka
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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