Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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