your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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