You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
