gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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