DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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