Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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