we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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