I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
