We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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