So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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