She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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