is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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