I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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