so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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