4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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