I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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