fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
FUCK WHALES
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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