coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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