thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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