you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I have post one night stand depression
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