So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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