dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
well most of my day revolves around power hour
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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