Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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