im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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