i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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