try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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